Year: 2019
Bloomberg Commits $500 Million to Defeat Trump
$500 million
“Michael Bloomberg is preparing to spend at least $500 million from his own pocket to deny President Trump a second term, according to Democratic operatives briefed on his plans,” Politico reports.“If Bloomberg declines to seek the presidency, his intention is to run an unprecedented data-heavy campaign designed to operate as a shadow political party for the eventual Democratic nominee.”
Clinton Dings Trump for Stealing Her Slogan
“Now copy my plan on health care, a fairer tax system, and voting rights.”
— Hillary Clinton, responding to a tweet from President Trump in which he appeared to copy her 2016 campaign slogan, “Stronger Together.”
Commander-in-Thief
All hail Donald Trump, the Commander-in-Thief!
He found a way around emergency declaration grief.
He’ll grab some money
From the U.S. Army,
And steal the rest from California and Puerto Rico disaster relief.


