Year: 2017
Ryan Speaks More with Trump than Obama — Duh!
I have spoken more with Donald Trump in the last month more than I have spoken with Barack Obama in the last eight years.”
— Speaker Paul Ryan, quoted by the Washington Examiner. It should be noted that Ryan has been speaker only since October 2015, prior to which why would the president speak regularly to a congressman from a “flyover” state?
Needless in D.C.
Donald Trump says we don’t need the Mexicans.
Mike Flynn says we don’t need the Iranians.
And we don’t need Muslim refugees
Or green card holders with advanced degrees.
And pretty soon, we won’t even need real Americans.
Sandberg Gives a Million to Planned Parenthood
$1 million
Amount Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg donated to Planned Parenthood, Refinery29 reports.
Gorsuch? Not Much.
Following a weekend of travel-ban outrage,
Trump tried to make us feel somewhat encouraged.
But liberals can’t expect much
From conservative Neil Gorsuch,
Though he promised “Impartiality and independence, collegiality and courage.”
Banned CNN Bandies About ‘Ban’
Banned CNN’s Jake Tapper tries to separate “ban” from ban from ban.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GDpSydSOfc
It’s Medium Done
So no Trump admin folks will appear on CNN,
There’ll be no more Sean Spicer or Kellyanne.
They’re replacing Jake Tapper
With a conservative rapper,
And getting all their fake news from Mike Flynn.
America Divided Over Trump Travel Ban
49% to 41%
A new Reuters/Ipsos poll finds Americans are sharply divided over President Trump’s order to temporarily block U.S. entry for all refugees and citizens of seven Muslim countries, with 49% approving and 41% disapproving. Another 10% are undecided.
One Marvelous Mole
She is known as the “Mysterious Intruder,”
Part Wonder Woman, part Batgirl, part MacGruder.
She penetrated the defenses
Of the GOPers and Pences,
And if Trump finds her he’ll personally waterboard ‘er.
