Month: May 2015
Clinton Kiboshes ‘Third Term’ Talk
We’re going to make clear, I’m not running for my husband’s third term or for President Obama’s third term. I’m running to make history on my own.
— Hillary Clinton, addressing a critical issue about her candidacy — the loaded “third term” question, the New York Times reports.
Hillary Clinton Paid $225,000 Speaking Fee by Jeb Bush’s Company
$225,000
Amount Hillary Clinton received nearly “for a speaking engagement on behalf of Academic Partnerships, a for-profit education company in which Jeb Bush held an ownership stake and on whose board he served,” The Intercept reports.
Grayson Fails Again to Keep It Classy
I’ll sum it up for you. Gold diggers gotta dig. That’s all I gotta say.
— Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL), quoted by the Tampa Bay Times, on his divorce battle with his wife.
From the ‘People Unclear on the Concept’ File
They want me to stay.
— Gov. Chris Christie (R), quoted by the New York Times, explaining why a poll showed that New Jersey residents, by a 65% to 29% margin, think he would not make a good president.
Obama Foundation Brings in $5.4 Million for Prez Library
$5.4 million
Amount the foundation set up to raise money for President Barack Obama’s presidential library in Chicago collected in donations and pledges during its first year in operation, reports Politico. “Obama’s foundation has not announced a specific fundraising goal, but it is expected to seek to raise in excess of $500 million to build the library.”
Christie Knows Baloney
They want you to think that there’s a government spook listening in every time you pick up the phone or Skype with your grandkids. They want you to think of our intelligence community as the bad guys, straight out of ‘The Bourne Identity’ or a Hollywood thriller, and they want you to think that if we weakened our capabilities, the rest of the world would love us more. Let me be clear: All these fears are baloney.
— Gov. Chris Christie (R), quoted by the Huffington Post, defending the National Security Agency.
Not Yet, Lindsey
We elected a black guy — the current White House resident.
If we elect Hillary, that would set a female precedent.
But it would incite mayhem,
If we elect Lindsey Graham,
Because the U.S. isn’t ready yet for a gay president.


