A Hard Right
Was Jeb Bush’s campaign theme choice unwise?
Or is he courting votes from afflicted guys?
At this critical junction
He invokes erectile dysfunction
By naming his PAC “Right to Rise.”
Was Jeb Bush’s campaign theme choice unwise?
Or is he courting votes from afflicted guys?
At this critical junction
He invokes erectile dysfunction
By naming his PAC “Right to Rise.”
Those who oppose Speaker Boehner come from the fringe,
And those who opposed him now have no right to whinge.
Because once they voted,
Their betrayal was noted,
And they set themselves up for Speaker Boehner’s revenge.

Agents from the FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives were in Colorado Springs yesterday collecting evidence at the scene of a mid-morning bomb attack on the local NAACP office there yesterday. According to local media accounts, witnesses saw a balding, middle-aged white man fleeing the scene in an old white pickup truck.