Day: November 8, 2013
How Chris Christie Rigged His Re-Election Victory

Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ) all but rigged his recent landslide re-election victory, but you know what makes a better story? See if these themes sound familiar:
- Sixty percent win lands Christie at top of 2016 presidential contenders
- Huge victory shows Christie’s broad, non-partisan appeal to voters
- Christie’s re-election signals end to divisiveness in politics
These are the lines we’ve heard since election night, when Christie did indeed take 60 percent of the vote over former NJ state Sen. Barbara Buono (D). But that’s hardly the whole story.
We’re Sorry, Too
“Won’t lose your insurance” wasn’t the whole story,
And the Obamacare rollout didn’t cover him in glory.
But he’s just the president,
Not some help-desk resident,
And anyway, President Obama at least said he was sorry.


