Short of suicide, I don’t really know what I’d have to do to convince you people that I’m not running.
— New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R), quoted by Fox News, taking “Shermanesque” to a new level.
Connect:
Verbatim
Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
Well, hey, it would be a start.