Florida’s Republicans are Just a Mess

The Republican Party of Florida is, to use a technical political term, all messed up.
It started with former chairman Jim “Big Jim” Greer’s treating the party’s coffers like his personal piggy bank and then setting up a shell business to skim “commissions” off donations. He is now under indictment on theft and money-laundering charges, though it seems his lawyers might be successful in pushing his trial to 2011 — after the midterms.
Meanwhile, as Greer apparently works through guilt counseling or something, he has apologized for accusing President Obama of trying to indoctrinate schoolchildren into socialism by telling them to study and do their homework last year. Said Greer in a text message: “Many within the GOP have racist views and I apologize to the president for my opposition to his speech last year and my efforts to placate the extremists who dominate our party today.” Hey, how did a disgraced Republican get Obama’s cellphone number to send him a text message, anyway?
Meanwhile, the RPOF is considering suing Florida Gov. Charlie Crist for travel and other expenses he incurred in 2007-09 back in the good old days when he was a Republican. Last weekend a committee voted to expand an audit of the party’s books with an eye toward recouping some shekels from the now-independent Tanned One. Said Crist: “I think it’s the typical political-season stuff that we’re going to see this season. It’s just sad … I don’t even know what they’re talking about.”


