On this date in one of the years of the last century (it’s not important which), the man who would one day have a cousin named Trish and a college chum named Buck was born.
Today, since it’s three hours earlier in California, he’s probably just getting really sloshed in celebration. I hope so anyway. Happy birthday Jon, and many more!
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
Happy Birthday, Jon! I raise my glass to honor not only the milestone, but also your youth and vitality! :-D
Aw, shucks! Thanks y’all. Page and I are back from a lovely dinner and, yup, a soupcon of vino.
Thanks!
Jon:
In recognition of your more than aa half-century of service to humankind, allow me, on behalf of the staff here at Pensito World Headquarters, wish you a happy belated birthday and best wishes for the next year.
Buck
P.S. For your birthday present, we all got together and made Joe Lieberman and Cynthia McKinney lose their primary races.