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Smells Like Authoritarianism

December 9, 2024 Buck Banks

“It’s fragrance your enemies can’t resist!”
So splash some behind your ears and on your wrists.
It’s called Fight, Fight, Fight,
And it’s guaranteed to delight —
If you want to smell like a loyal Trump fascist.

Trump’s Tire Tantrum

August 19, 2020August 19, 2020 Buck Banks

You can certainly tell it’s an election year,
When the pettiest of slights becomes a smear.
Because the company prohibits
Employees wearing MAGA hats,
President Trump calls on all Americans to boycott Goodyear.

Trump’s Net Worth Slips as Towers Underperform

June 21, 2017 Buck Banks

$2.9 billion

Donald Trump’s office properties aren’t bringing in as much cash as banks that loaned him money had expected, Bloomberg reports. That’s the biggest finding in an updated assessment of the president’s net worth, which has slipped to $2.9 billion, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, down from $3 billion a year ago.

Trump Has Spent One-Sixth of His Presidency at a Trump Property

March 15, 2017 Buck Banks

15%

Washington Post: “As of noon Monday, President Trump will have spent about 15 percent of the time he has been commander in chief at a property that he owns or that bears his name. … Most of that time has been spent at Mar-a-Lago, a property he owns in West Palm Beach, Fla. But Trump also has spent time dining at his hotel in Washington (apparently leaking news about the visit to ensure positive coverage) and, this past weekend, at Trump National Golf Club in Northern Virginia, where he held a “partial Cabinet meeting” on Saturday.”

Two More Retailers Drop Trump Branded Items

February 13, 2017 Buck Banks

2

Number of retailers — Kmart and Sears — who have discontinued sales of 31 Trump Home items, Reuters reports. The retailers “disclosed their decision on Saturday, saying it was part of a push to focus their online business on the most profitable items.”

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Smells Like Authoritarianism

Trump’s Tire Tantrum

Trump’s Net Worth Slips as Towers Underperform

$2.9 billion

Trump Has Spent One-Sixth of His Presidency at a Trump Property

15%

Two More Retailers Drop Trump Branded Items

2

Number of retailers — Kmart and Sears — who have discontinued sales of 31 Trump Home items, Reuters reports. The retailers “disclosed their decision on Saturday, saying it was part of a push to focus their online business on the most profitable items.”

Poetic Justice

Verbatim

“His apparently deteriorating condition has caused tremendous alarm across the nation (and political spectrum) about the President’s cognitive function and continuing mental fitness for the office of President, and prompted concerns about the President’s well-being.”

— Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) is requesting the White House physician conduct a “comprehensive cognitive assessment” of President Trump and brief Congress on the results.

— Paul Krugman

“God deserves all the glory. Tens of thousands of strikes carried out under the protection of divine providence. A massive effort with miraculous protection. God is good.”

— Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, speaking to reporters.

Numerati

47.6

134

60%

A new Pew Research poll finds 60% of U.S. adults now have an unfavorable view of Israel.

57%

A new survey finds that approximately 20% of 2024 Trump voters may not vote Republican in 2028, and that almost 57% of voters who switched from Biden in 2020 to Trump in 2024 are considering abandoning the Republican party in 2028.

86%

A new Reuters/Ipsos poll finds 86 percent of Americans are concerned for the lives of U.S. military personnel in Iran — and 56 percent believe the war will have a negative impact on their personal financial situation.