Tag: Trump Pardons
Rose Patio Turkey Pardon

Americans will eat 46 million turkeys this Thanksgiving Day,
But for two special birds it will be just another farm day.
Trump gave Gobble and Waddle a pardon
At a ceremony on the Patio Garden.
It’s odd the prodigious pardoner would pardon turkeys, ’cause turkeys don’t pay.
Trump’s Pardons Cost U.S. $1 Billion
$1 billion
“Liz Oyer, the Justice Department’s recently fired pardon attorney, made a staggering claim on social media this week: President Donald Trump’s pardons of people convicted of white-collar crimes have cost Americans $1 billion,” the Washington Post reports. “She arrived at the number by adding up all the money that people who were pardoned allegedly owed in restitution, based on how much they were convicted of stealing.”
Patriotism Is Loyalty to the Country and Consitution, Not Trump
–U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson, in reluctantly dismissing a case against a Jan. 6 defendant.
Trump’s Pardons of Insurrectionists Highly Unpopular
58%
A new Reuters/Ipsos poll found that 58% of Americans are not in favor of President Trump pardoning all of the people who were convicted of crimes related to the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol just over four years ago.
Recruiting a New Gang
Trump’s four years were no walk in the rose garden,
And as he slinks into history, few are feeling maudlin.
No, it’s a day for the odds-makers,
Who are finding plenty of takers
To bet on which and how many criminals he’ll pardon.


