Musk’s feud with Trump was just the rants of a ketamine whacko.
He’s deleting tweets faster than an oligarch fresh out of bravado.
It seems Elon was just a gibbering lout
Who was the first one to chicken out,
And so apparently we’ve moved on from T.A.C.O to M.A.C.O.
Musk started it, saying Trump’s bill was a “disgusting abomination.”
Trump responded, targeting Musk’s government contracts for termination.
So Musk threatens Trump with impeachment,
Then Trump mulls Musk’s deportation and banishment.
We hope it ends with a duel to the death, broadcast to a grateful nation.
Today Nicolas Maduro was arraigned in New York on charges of narco-terrorism,
He pleaded “not guilty” and claimed to be a “decent man,” not a villain.
But Maduro got bad legal advice:
His lawyer forgot Trump Inherent Vice™ —
He should have pleaded guilty and then bought a Trump Pardon™ for two million.
