Musk’s feud with Trump was just the rants of a ketamine whacko.
He’s deleting tweets faster than an oligarch fresh out of bravado.
It seems Elon was just a gibbering lout
Who was the first one to chicken out,
And so apparently we’ve moved on from T.A.C.O to M.A.C.O.
Musk started it, saying Trump’s bill was a “disgusting abomination.”
Trump responded, targeting Musk’s government contracts for termination.
So Musk threatens Trump with impeachment,
Then Trump mulls Musk’s deportation and banishment.
We hope it ends with a duel to the death, broadcast to a grateful nation.
<The retooling of Trump’s Freedom 250, where will it end?
The has-beens set to play decided they’d rather not attend.
How best to celebrate our 250-year-old democracy,
As it’s being replaced by a Christo-fascist autocracy?
How about the national anthem as sung by Kash Patel’s girlfriend.
