Tag: Sen. Marco Rubio
Florida Political Insiders Think Jeb Will Run
74%
Of 120 of Florida’s “most plugged in politicos” think Jeb Bush (R) will run for president in 2016 but just 32% think Sen. Marco Rubio (R) will do so, according to new Florida Insider Poll. In addition, a whopping 87% said Rubio would not run if Bush does.
Rubio Won’t Run for Two Offices at Once
I’ll either have to run for re-election or not run for anything or run for another office.
— Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL), telling radio host Hugh Hewitt that if he runs for President in 2016, he will not seek re-election as a senator at the same time.
Question His Answers
When asked whether he had ever smoked pot,
Marco Rubio wouldn’t say that he did or did not.
See, his political positions
Are political calculations,
Which means his questionable answers ain’t worth snot.
Don’t Go Rubio!
Some think Marco Rubio is the GOP’s brightest and best,
Though recent polls show him lagging behind the rest.
But if Rubio runs for prez,
Better hold on to your fez,
‘Cause that would leave his seat open for that nutjob Allen West.
‘Tailgunner’ Ted Cruz Is the Wingnut’s Choice for GOP Prez Candidate in 2016
20%
Of Republican primary voters said Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) is now the top choice to be their presidential candidate in 2016, a new Public Policy Polling survey finds. Cruz’ 20% is followed by Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) at 17%, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) at 14%, Jeb Bush at 11%, Sen. Marco Rubio at 10% and Rep. Paul Ryan at 10%.
Marco the Scribe
Marco Rubio’s expanding his literary fame
With a tome on the GOP’s future, writ plain.
While his authorial aspirations
Won’t exceed literary expectations,
A book’s still a fine tool in a presidential campaign.
Rubio’s Popularity in Free-Fall
58%
Sen. Marco Rubio’s favorabilty among Republican voters, a new Rasmussen Reports survey finds. That’s down 10 points from May and down 15 points from February.
Graham Describes GOP’s Immigration Dilemma
How do we put together a bill and then the guy who put it together says that he may not vote for it? “I just don’t get what we’re doing here.
— Sen. Lindsey Graham (R=SC), quoted by the Huffington Post, complaining about Sen. Marco Rubio’s (R-FL) wavering stand on immigration reform.
A No-Competence Vote
Marco Rubio’s Gang of Eight drafted it.
Rubio even staked his political career on it.
But if his immigration reform
Is itself not reformed,
Marco now says he’s not going to vote for it.


