New Lemon Pledge*?
The Republicans went out on a ledge
When they gave us their new solemn pledge.
Though their sentiments ring hollow,
Still, they’re hoping we’ll follow
Like lemmings right over the edge.
* HT to Keith O.
Poetic Justice
The recent news out of Kentucky was just awful,
They found the senator unconscious and horizontal.
And since his hospitalization,
There’s been little news about his condition,
But now everybody’s having a 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell.
