Crime of Color
It’s bad enough CNN gave him the sack,
From which he has not made a comeback.
But when TJ Holmes got stopped
By Atlanta’s finest white cops,
His only crime was “driving while black.”
Poetic Justice
It’s the Pope’s funeral, so Trump’s gotta go.
It wouldn’t be like him to miss such a show.
But when he arrives he might squall,
Because of arcane Vatican protocol
Trump might find himself seated in the back row.
