Dissed By a Chatbot

There once was an AI agent named ChatGPT
That called Tampa “smelly, lazy and slutty.”
From where does it get such gumption?
From an algorithmic assumption,
Absent the perspicacity to fairly judge my fair city.

There once was an AI agent named ChatGPT
That called Tampa “smelly, lazy and slutty.”
From where does it get such gumption?
From an algorithmic assumption,
Absent the perspicacity to fairly judge my fair city.

They created social platform Moltbook online,
A place where AI agents can converge and align.
The bots post mostly in code,
So their humans can’t know,
That the singularity has already arrived.

So they analyzed Trump’s Truth Social post with Grok, Claude and ChatGPT,
And the robots agreed: Trump has “classic narcissistic personality.”
The automatons were quick to diagnose
That Trump is both insecure and grandiose.
Finally, the AIs concurred: Trump’s disordered mind is warped by increasing senility.

But it’s new, so chalk it up to the application’s youth.
It says Trump lost the 2020 election,
And that January 6 was a violent insurrection.
Truth Search AI is a woke MAGA renegade that consistently tells the truth.