A ‘Collective Delusion’
Trump called for an Antifa Roundtable,
Unconvinced that Antifa’s a fable.
He commanded his sycophants,
To perform their Trumpy dance,
And kiss all the Trump ass they were able.
Hip-Hop Meets Bigot-Pop
Conservatives are all mad about the NFL picking Bad Bunny.
They say he raps in Spanish, so his halftime show’ll be crummy.
Then up steps Turning Point USA,
Offering a right-wing halftime play,
But we know “The All-American Halftime Show” won’t be either cool or funny.
The Reminder-in-Chief
For Donald Trump, it’s never ever too late
To indict James Comey and remind us of Russiagate,
Or to indict Letitia James
And remind us of his fraud games,
Or to mention the Epstein files — Doh! Too late!
Contagious, Always Fatal
In Moscow it’s generally known
Vlad Putin’s an evil little gnome.
Oligarchs in the know
Keep away from windows
To avoid catching Russian Sudden Death Syndrome.
Comey: ‘Not Guilty’
He pleaded not guilty to two Trumped-up charges, did James Comey,
Who, though he harpooned Hillary Clinton’s campaign, is no Trump homey.
So it falls to poor Lindsey Halligan
To return to the empty legal well again,
Because these charges against James Comey are just baloney.
