Contagious, Always Fatal
In Moscow it’s generally known
Vlad Putin’s an evil little gnome.
Oligarchs in the know
Keep away from windows
To avoid catching Russian Sudden Death Syndrome.
Tag: Putin the Dictator
Tillis Calls Putin a ‘Cancer’
“I support President Trump and I believe that most of his policies on national security are right. I believe things are pretty good. But what I’m telling you, whoever believes that there is any space for Vladimir Putin and the future of a stable globe, better go to Ukraine, they better go to Europe, they better invest the time to understand that this man is a cancer and the greatest threat to democracy in my lifetime.”
— Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC), quoted by the Raleigh News & Observer.
Wallace Wallops Carlson for Putin Pandering
“Gullible Westerners who spread Soviet propaganda were dismissed as ‘useful idiots.’ Calling Tucker that is unfair to useful idiots.”
— Chris Wallace, on Tucker Carlson’s softball interview with Russian president Vladimir Putin.
Meduza Collected the Carlson-Putin Interview Memes So You Don’t Have to Watch
Russian opposition media site meduza.io collected some of the funniest memes from Tucker Carlson’s “interview” with Vladimir Putin so you don’t have to watch it. Some of them are pretty funny. The one where Putin’s leg starts to crawl away reminds me of the scene in “Dr. Strangelove” where the doctor’s hand keeps doing a Hitler salute as he fights with his own body part.
See the memes here.
Reigning (Raining?) Russians
Was it a coup attempt or a revolution? No one knows.
Now Prigozhin’s back in Russia, testing how the wind blows.
Unless you’re a Rasputin,
There’s no escaping Putin.
Our advice? Hey Yevgeny, keep away from the windows!
Biden: Putin ‘Miscalculated’ With Ukraine Invasion
“I think he is a rational actor who has miscalculated significantly.”
— President Biden told CNN that he believes Russian President Vladimir Putin badly misjudged his ability to invade Ukraine and suppress its people.
Conscription Conniption
Vladimir Putin’s call-up is an act of desperation,
And Russian dudes are on the move — but not on vacation.
Going to Ukraine to get your ass shot off
Is about as funny as Yakov Smirnoff,
And now babushkas are putting the “mob” back in “mobilization.”
