Peace Is Boring
After ending eight wars or causing the shooting to cease,
Donald Trump says he deserves a Nobel, at the very least.
But after killing Venezuelan boaters
And threatening Iran for killing protesters,
It’s clear that the commander-in-chief has gotten bored with peace.
It’s No Joke
A piece of chicken and a piece of broccoli walk into a bar,
A corn tortilla says, “You guys need more to be a MAHA star.
“You need me and to bring
“Just one more thing,
“To make it a USDA-approved three-dollar meal that tastes subpar.”
First Amendment Phobia
To get on the wrong side of the government, you had to be a bomb-throwing anarchist,
That was until Trump and his Cabinet conspired to be Constitutional denialists.
They’d rather rendition citizens on illegal flights
Than perpetuate the spirit of the Bill of Rights,
Now, if you stand chanting in a protest line holding a sign, you’re a “domestic terrorist.”
A Little Nobel Palm Oil
Maria Corina Machado came to meet Trump, smiling like a bride,
She came to convince “Acting Presidente” to back her Venezuela side.
She slipped him her Nobel,
So the meeting went well,
Though Trump, Machado and you and me know it was just a stinking bribe.
