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Georgia Judge Sets Trump’s Bond at $200,000

August 21, 2023 Buck Banks

$200,000

A Georgia judge set a $200,000 bond for Donald Trump on Monday in the Fulton County case that accuses the former president and 18 others of conspiring to overturn the 2020 presidential election, ABC News reports.The “consent bond order” bars Trump from intimidating witnesses or from communicating with any of his co-defendants about the case.

Leave a commentEnumeratiTrump's Crimes, Trump's Georgia indictment

Republicans, Democrats Alike Feel Sense of Doom

August 19, 2023 Buck Banks

37%

Overall, 37 percent of registered voters say the United States’ problems are so bad that we are in danger of failing as a nation, according to the latest New York Times/Siena College poll, the New York Times reports.

Leave a commentEnumeratisense of doom, state of the nation

DeSantis Drops to Third Place in New Hampshire

August 17, 2023August 17, 2023 Buck Banks

3rd

A new Emerson College poll in New Hampshire finds Donald Trump leading the Republican primary with 49%, followed by Chris Christie at 9%, Ron DeSantis at 8%, Tim Scott at 6%, Doug Bergum at 4%, Nikki Haley at 4% and Vivek Ramaswamy at 3%.

Leave a commentEnumerati2024 GOP primary, DeSantis campaign, New Hampshire

Trump Charges Total 91 (and Counting?)

August 17, 2023 Buck Banks

91

Donald Trump is now facing 91 criminal charges in 4 criminal cases, CNN reports. Trump currently has five trials scheduled between now and May, with more trial dates to be determined.

Leave a commentEnumeratiTrump indictment, Trump on trial

Russian Ruble Now Worth Less than a Penny

August 17, 2023 Buck Banks

>1¢

“The ruble hit a 17-month low against the dollar Monday, highlighting the growing squeeze on Russia’s economy from Western sanctions and a slump in export revenues,” CNN reports.

Leave a commentEnumeratiRussian economy, Russian ruble, Russo-Ukraine War

DeSantis Campaign Buys Off Iowa Religious Leader for $95,000

August 17, 2023 Buck Banks

$95,000

“The DeSantis campaign, a super PAC linked to him and a nonprofit group supporting him together paid $95,000 in recent months to the Family Leader Foundation, an Iowa-based nonprofit led by evangelical leader Bob Vander Plaats,” Reuters reports.

Leave a commentEnumerati2024 GOP primary, christianist DeSantis, DeSantis campaign

Floridians Paying Millions to Protect DeSantis Family During Campaign

August 17, 2023 Buck Banks

$13 million

Florida taxpayers have spent more than $13 million on travel and protective security for Gov. Ron DeSantis in the two years he has prepared and run a campaign to become the 2024 Republican presidential nominee, according to state records released this week, reports the Tampa Bay Times.

Leave a commentEnumerati2024 GOP primary, DeSantis campaign, security

Fox News Ratings in the Dumps

August 10, 2023 Buck Banks

45%

A Media Matters analysis of Fox’s new prime-time lineup finds that ratings have fallen roughly 30% since Tucker Carlson’s firing, and over 45% in the key 25-54 year-old demographic.

Leave a commentEnumeratiFox News, Ratings, Tucker Carlson

Tampa Mayor Catches $1.1 Million in Cocaine on Fishing Trip

August 10, 2023 Buck Banks

$1.1 million

Tampa Mayor Jane Castor (D) was fishing off the Florida Keys and hauled in a package that turned out to be 70 pounds of cocaine with a street value worth $1.1 million, the Tampa Bay Times reports.

Leave a commentEnumeratiCocaine, Jane Castor

Trump Holds Commanding Lead in GOP Primary Race

August 10, 2023 Buck Banks

59%

The Morning Consult tracking poll after Donald Trump has been indicted three times shows the former president leading the GOP primary field nationally with 59%, followed by Ron DeSantis at 16%, Vivek Ramaswamy at 8%, Mike Pence at 6%, Nikki Haley at 3%, Tim Scott at 3% and Chris Christie at 3%.

Leave a commentEnumerati2024 GOP primary, Trump indictment

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Poetic Justice

Rapping Sap Slapped
Buck Banks | Aug. 29, 2023

Vivek Ramaswamy is a smarmy little sap.
He’s got a smirky face you just want to slap.
But performing as “Da Vek” he
Went and pissed off Slim Shady —
And Eminem said cease and desist hustling my rap.

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Verbatim

    “Our job is not to take orders from the president, from Congress, or from anyone else, about who or what to criminally investigate. I am not the president’s lawyer. I will add I am not Congress’s prosecutor. The Justice Department works for the American people.We will not be intimidated. We will do our jobs free from outside influence. And we will not back down from defending our democracy.”

    — Attorney General Merrick Garland, testifying before the House Judiciary Committee/Inquisition.

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    “We always get the blame. Name one time that we’ve shut the government down and we haven’t got the blame.”

    — Rep. Mike Simpson (R-ID), a senior appropriator, told Katherine Tully-McManus and Adam Cancryn of Politico.

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    “Mmmkay! And I’m 110lbs and a virgin ?! I’m not a scale or a doctor but I have spent some time beneath 215lb men and Tiny was not one of them.”

    — Stormy Daniels, referring to Donald Trump’s claim at his arrest last week that he weighs just 215 pounds.

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    “I did see it on television. Handsome guy.”

    — President Biden, commenting on Donald Trump’s mug shot.

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    “Didn’t hurt himself. Didn’t really help himself either. It says something that no one felt the need to attack him.”

    – Sarah Longwell, a Republican strategist and founder of the anti-Trump Republican Accountability Project, discussing Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’s mediocre performance during the first GOP presidential debate

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    42 million

    “Almost 42 million Americans – over one-eighth of the US population – are estimated to have lived within one mile of a mass shooting since 2014,” CNN reports.

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    $7.1 million

    “Donald Trump has turned his Georgia mugshot into a record-breaking fundraising haul,” Politico reports. “The former president has raised $7.1 million since he was booked at an Atlanta jail Thursday evening… On Friday alone, Trump raised $4.18 million, making it the single-highest 24-hour period of his campaign to date.”

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    $61.1 million

    The Florida Legislature (which last year passed a “Constitutional Carry” gun law) is spending millions of dollars beefing up security at the Capitol Complex with expensive bulletproof windows while also making it easier for people to carry weapons into those state buildings. The Legislature approved a $61.6 million window replacement project as part of a larger renovation of the Capitol, reports the Orlando Sentinel.

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    62%

    A new Navigator Research poll finds that — by a whopping 62% to 30% margin — most Americans think Donald Trump has committed a crime. Independent voters are even more sure and think Trump is guilty by 67% to 18%.

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    29%

    A new Washington Post/FiveThirtyEight/Ipsos poll finds 29% of debate viewers thought Gov. Ron DeSantis came out on top, followed by Vivek Ramaswamy at 26%, Nikki Haley at 15% and Mike Pence at 7%. “The findings may be surprising because DeSantis generally stayed above the fray in a raucous debate, though Ramaswamy received and delivered lots of barbs.”

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