“Let me begin by thanking God for Katherine Harris,” wrote Jim Hightower on Pulse of the Twin Cities. “She is such a picture-perfect example of ultra-right-wing looniness, theocratic hubris, raw Republican partisanship and big-money political corruption that she serves as a sort of burning bush, warning us never to let such people gain high office.”
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
NEVER LET SUCH PEOPLE IN OFFICE!!! HUH! THEN WHY LET THAT STINKING CRAZY WOMAN IN OFFIVE!!!!