There are those of us who wield profanity with chutzpah and aplomb —
Hit your thumb with a hammer and cussing feels like a healing balm.
Now scientific research has proven
Curse words get your head and body moving,
So next time you want to perform your best, just drop a vulgar F-bomb.
Hundreds of thousands more Epstein files released — still just the iceberg’s tip,
And then 16 disappeared overnight — more conspiracy fuel or just a minor slip?
The DOJ seems totally ineffectual to handle
This slow-motion train wreck of a scandal,
So all we can do is watch the slow release, file by filthy file, drip by distasteful drip.
The recent news out of Kentucky was just awful,
They found the senator unconscious and horizontal.
And since his hospitalization,
There’s been little news about his condition,
But now everybody’s having a 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell.
