We’ve long had doubts about Justice Sam Alito,
Who, it appears, has the ethics of a mosquito.
He blamed the upside-down flag
On his wife, that old nag,
So that his right-wing biases might remain incognito.
Connect:
Sam the Sham
Poetic Justice
When you’re the king — uh — president, you’ve got it made.
On your birthday you want your might and power displayed.
Hey, you’re turning 79,
So you think it’s just fine
To grift — uh — gift yourself a $100 million military parade.
