John McCain said, “I’d Like to know who’s in charge.”
He believes this whole virus thing is getting too large.
But John’s got a solution —
We need an institution.
He wants Obama to do what crisis presidents do — appoint an Ebola Czar!
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
