Would you pick me? I am so much my own agent, it would be — it’s inconceivable.
— Newt Gingrich, quoted by CBS News, on being Mitt Romney’s running mate.
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Gingrich Says It’s’Inconceivable’ Romney Would Choose Him as Running Mate
Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
