Sounds like a change of heart for Chris Christie,
Who now says, “I’ll be veep if Mitt asks me.”
I guess they must think it
Will balance the ticket:
An intellectual lightweight from New England and a fat loud buffoon from New Jersey!
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
