If guarding the prez makes you nervous,
Then just find yourself a good linguist.
He’ll make it plainer
That when in Cartagena,
You can invoke the other meaning of “secret service.”
Connect:
Lost In Translation
Poetic Justice
To hear Trump talk, he’s the only one
Who’s ever stood trial for crimes he’s done.
But instead of courtroom drama,
We get Trump in his pajamas,
That’s how he earned his new nickname: Don Snoreleone.
