Occupy Wall Street has overflowed to, of all places, Sarasota, Fla. About 100 people gathered on Main Street in front of Bank of America (as if they don’t already have enough troubles) and waved signs in varying degrees of legibility and spellfulness.
Who knew the sleepy little Gulf Coast town was a hotbed of radicalism?
His celebrity is not wanin’ — it’s waxin’!
And it’s the limelight where Marco Rubio’s been baskin’.
But he sure is quite adamant,
That he won’t be vice president.
Funny, I don’t recall that any candidate had asked him.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
