Month: March 2011
N.J. Lawmaker Beats IBM’s Watson at ‘Jeopardy!’
$2,400
Amount by which U.S. Rep. Rush Holt (D-NJ), a human rocket scientist, beat IBM’s super computer Watson at “Jeopardy!” last night. Final score: $8,600 to $6,200.
Texas-Size Asshole
Now Governor Rick Perry of Texas
Don’t seem to know where Juarez is.
While citing disorder
Down below the border
He just demonstrated what an ass he is.


