We reported on the Obama rally in Jacksonville today. No word on whether this guy played any part.
Forgive us but Jacksonville’s own Bob Brown (not that one) seems at least as intent on scoring a hit as on Obama scoring. We’re just sayin’.
But hey, step to the left…
BTW, we’re told “N.I.C.” stands for “Next in Charge.” So, see, it wasn’t what you were thinking.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
