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Poetic Justice
To hear Trump talk, he’s the only one
Who’s ever stood trial for crimes he’s done.
But instead of courtroom drama,
We get Trump in his pajamas,
That’s how he earned his new nickname: Don Snoreleone.
Why in the heck is it so hard for people to grasp that people do not sit around pondering their sexual preferences and just deciding, what the heck, I’ll be gay! Ummmm, that was good while it lasted but now I want to be straight. Unfortunately, I am addicted to the lifestyle so I must call upon the Great Almighty to straighten out this problem. Instead of asking Fallwell and Dobson when they decided to be heterosexual, we should ask them when they decided not to be homosexual. They would have to ho-hum a bit and then blurt out that the thought never crossed their minds. Jeez. Can’t believe this guy put his picture on the billboard.