Happy Violent Day!
At Trump’s rallies, there’s no telling what he’ll say,
As his dementia and anger come more and more into play.
But when it comes to crime,
Trump’ll fix it in no time —
He’ll eradicate it in one “rough, nasty and violent” day.
At Trump’s rallies, there’s no telling what he’ll say,
As his dementia and anger come more and more into play.
But when it comes to crime,
Trump’ll fix it in no time —
He’ll eradicate it in one “rough, nasty and violent” day.
I’ve criticized Donald Trump, feeling nary a qualm,
I’ve written wry limericks with chutzpah and aplomb.
I’ve been quite outspoken
But now my heart’s broken —
‘Cause apparently I don’t qualify for a postal pipe bomb.