What Price Peas?
Legumes can add protein to one’s MAHA diet with ease.
They have fiber and vitamins to ward off disease.
But few so far seem willing
To pony up a cool billion
To secure a seat on Donald Trump’s new international Board of Peas.
Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
