Tag: Trump’s golfing
We Deserve a Mulligan Oval Office goof-off ...
Being president is stressful, so you need some relief.
But every four days? That’s excessive, good grief!
In the 223 days since the inauguration,
Trump has spent 56 of them in a greensome.
He seems less like a dictator and more like the Duffer-in-Chief.
Trump Won’t Be Allowed Into Scotland to Play Golf
“Coming to play golf is not what I would consider to be an essential purpose.”
— Nicola Sturgeon, the first minister of Scotland, said President Trump will not be allowed to visit the country to play golf during Joe Biden’s inauguration, as reports indicated he was planning, the Independent reports. Given the global pandemic, Sturgeon stressed it is currently illegal to travel in or out of the country without a valid reason.
Surprise! Trump Cheats at Golf
“He cheats at the highest level. He cheats when people are watching and he cheats when they aren’t. He cheats whether you like it or not. He cheats because that’s how he plays golf … if you’re playing golf with him, he’s going to cheat.”
— Rick Reilly in the new book, “Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump,” on President Trump.
The Bum’s a Simulacrum!
It’s hard for Trump to visit Mar-a-Lago or Bedminster,
So he bought a golf simulator so his game doesn’t wither.
His swing he refines
During Executive Time,
While simultaneously playing on his presidency simulator.
