A three-ship shipment of sanctioned Russian diesel is in transit,
But the specter of sanctions and possible legal woes haunts it.
Most say Trump’s deal with Putin was corrupt and illegal,
And American companies are reluctant to buy tainted diesel,
So Trump has three boatloads of fuel, but no one wants to touch it.
On the campaign trail Trump shares more Iran War news,
He’s got so many options, it’s really hard to choose.
He could bomb Iran into oblivion,
Or starve them into submission,
Or, he could trade L.A. and San Diego for the Strait of Hormuz.
In his latest fight against windmills, Trump seems to have won,
Canceling $1 billion in wind farm leases by a French corporation.
If the French invest it in American oil and gas,
We give them every one of the billion dollars back,
Which seems like a really stupid way for a government to be run.
For many, a televised execution‘s a nonstarter,
They wouldn’t watch with a spouse, son or daughter.
And by the way, Secretary Hegseth,
If you shoot Nidal Hasan to death
On live TV you’ll make him another Muslim martyr.
