Obama Puns His Way to Final Turkey Pardon
A nice final turkey pardon speech from the guy we’re all going to miss.
A nice final turkey pardon speech from the guy we’re all going to miss.
To hear Trump talk, he’s the only one
Who’s ever stood trial for crimes he’s done.
But instead of courtroom drama,
We get Trump in his pajamas,
That’s how he earned his new nickname: Don Snoreleone.