Keep Him Jobless
It seems Mitt Romney’s done it again —
Making “unemployed” jokes to unemployed Floridians.
Now he’s found him a home
In the world’s slimmest tome —
“The Encyclopedia of Mormon Comedians.”
Tag: Mitt Romney
Just Like Us
$190 – $250 million
Mitt and Ann Romney’s assets, according to the Washington Post. A mere $5 million is kept in their Bank of America checking account (probably just to avoid the $6 monthly fee), while much of the rest was in blind trusts. Separate trusts for their children total an additional $100 million. Romney, who announced his candidacy on June 2, has spent $9 million of his own money so far on his second run for president.
Latter Day Saint
Mitt Romney thinks there’s no harm in
Acting like a necktie-free Prince Charmin’.
But those of the Granite State
Say in the wake of the debate,
“Necktie or not, he’s still Mormon!”
