Perhaps we shouldn’t judge “Melania” on its artistic merits,
Just because the first lady approved every one of its edits.
Despite all the hype and bluster,
It’s no box office blockbuster,
And most of the crew had their names removed from the credits.
Some say it’s totally lacking in plot, action or drama,
Others say it’s a sure-fire cure for chronic insomnia.
Its director’s a cad,
And Donald will be mad,
When no one pays to see his wife’s fake movie, “Melania.“
For Donald Trump, media manipulation is almost a reflex,
Which is how we got to his latest diversion: TrumpRx.
It’s certainly not an affordability solution,
But it is a rather effective prescription
To divert attention away from the Epstein files and illegal sex.
