Madison Cawthorn Archives

Crotch Shots Rock!

April 29, 2022 Buck Banks

We’ve all been recruited to be on Madison Cawthorn Watch,
To keep up with when he’s lying or wearing lingerie and such.
It’s hard to take him seriously
When he just laughs deliriously,
When his friend videotapes his hand on Maddie’s crotch.

Mad About Madison

April 28, 2022 Buck Banks

He’s lied like a snake since the day he was born,
And he’s known for the ladies’ undies he’s worn.
And just for sport,
He brings a gun to the airport,
So what’s the GOP to do about Madison Cawthorn?

The Embarrassment that Is Madison Cawthorn

March 31, 2022 Buck Banks

“On any given day, he’s an embarrassment.”

— Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC), quoted by CNN on Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC).

Cawthorn Draws Primary Challengers with Big Backers

March 31, 2022 Buck Banks

“Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) is throwing his weight behind a primary opponent to freshman Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) — an extraordinary broadside against a fellow Republican from his home state, as internal frustration with the controversial MAGA firebrand reaches a boiling point,” CNN reports. “And Tillis may not be alone. Other GOP lawmakers who are at their wits’ end with Cawthorn are considering endorsing one of his primary foes.”

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Crotch Shots Rock!

Mad About Madison

The Embarrassment that Is Madison Cawthorn

“On any given day, he’s an embarrassment.”

— Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC), quoted by CNN on Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC).

Cawthorn Draws Primary Challengers with Big Backers

Poetic Justice

Verbatim

— Rick Wilson

— Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-LA) on the “resign or be fired” ultimatum from the GOP’s Freedom Caucus just 174 days into his tenure as sp[eaker, reported by Punchbowl News.

“Trump’s head slowly dropped, his eyes closed. It jerked back upward. He adjusts himself. Then, his head droops again. He straightens up, leaning back. His head droops for a third time, he shakes his shoulders. Eyes closed still. His head drops. Finally, he pops his eyes open.”

— Law360 reports from the second day of Donald Trump’s “hush money” criminal trial.

— Jonathan Last

“He’s f**king crazy! The press often will ask me if I think Donald Trump is crazy. And I’ll say it this way: I don’t think he’s so crazy that you could put him in a mental institution. But I think if he were in one, he ain’t getting out!”

— New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu (R), quoted by the Associated Press two years ago. Sununu is now backing Trump for president.

Numerati

$71.1 million to $45.2 million

56% to 37%

270,000

50 of 96

New York Times: “Of the 96 possible jurors brought into the room, more than 50 raised their hands to say they couldn’t be fair. They were immediately excused.”

20%