It’s Just ‘History Month’
Florida A&M University was forced to punt,
When a law school flyer became an affront.
In an effort to comply
With Florida’s War on DEI,
They took the “Black” out of “Black History Month.”
Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
