$5k Will Get You Breakfast with Donald

$5,000

Amount the Wall Street Journal reports Trump’s transition team “is offering supporters a rare opportunity: breakfast in New York with the next president for $5,000 — pocket change for many of the team’s wealthy fundraisers. Wall Street investors and lobbyists top the list of fundraisers for next week’s event, which is expected to raise $4 million.”

Secret Service to Pay Donald $3 Million Per Year Rent in Trump Tower

$3 million

Amount of rent the Secret Service is set to pay the Trump Organization to take over two vacant floors in the gilded 68-story Fifth Avenue tower, law enforcement sources told the New York Post. “The federal agency and the NYPD plan to run a 24/7 command post out of the space that would be housed at least 40 floors below Trump’s $90 million penthouse triplex, where wife Melania and their 10-year-old son Barron will continue to reside at least through the spring, sources said.”

In Case You Needed Another Reason to Wage War on Xmas

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In another sign that Donald Trump plans to be our first entrepreneurial president, he is selling Christmas tree ornaments in the shape of his red “Make America Great Again” baseball cap on the Trump-Pence website.

The iconic symbol from the Trump campaign is made of brass and finished in 24-karat gold. Oh, and it’s just $149.