Five Months Off
That Harold Camping’s a son of a gun.
With his Rapture talk he’s having some fun.
Was he wrong? He won’t say,
About the twenty-first of May,
But now he says it’s October twenty-one!
Tag: Christianists
Rapture’s Bright Side
The Bible-bangers went and made a prediction
That tomorrow at 6 comes salvation.
For those of our kind
Who will be left behind,
Why, we’ll just enjoy a world with no Christians.
