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Five Reasons GOP Primary Voters Would Hate Chris Christie
In the Fox News debate last week, Texas Gov. Rick Perry apparently drove his junker presidential candidate off a cliff after he described tea baggers who don’t want to educate undocumented children who have grown up in the United States as “heartless.”
But if the tea partyists found Perry’s “compassionate conservative” position on undocumented children to be a deal killer, wait’ll they get a load of these five left-leaning positions held by New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, the latest GOP presidential heartthrob:
From the Department of No Atheists in Foxholes
Our people are suffering now, and they need support now. And they (Congress) can all go down there and get back to work and figure out budget cuts later.
Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ), often suggested as a presidential candidate, disagreeing with Rep. Eric Cantor that before offering disaster aid, the federal government must make commensurate cuts in other areas.
Carb-Loaded Candidates
The Republicans wish he would run,
For Chris Christie is their chosen one.
He says, “If I ran I’d prevail,
‘Cause I’m too big to fail —
Hell, I’m bigger’n Newt by a ton!”
Election Natural Selection
It’s a sad testament to the state of the GOP brand
That they’re wooing the “Hamlet of the Heartland.”
As Newt circles the drain,
And Christie says no again,
The party’s last best hopes are Huntsman and Bachmann??!!


