Graphic by Jake Turcotte appears at the Christian Science Monitor
If I were Barack Obama, I could think of few things worse than the dinner party he recently attended at George Will’s house.
Who was on the guest list?
The New York Times’s David Brooks, the Washington Post’s Charles Krauthammer, CNBC’s Lawrence Kudlow, National Review’s Rich Lowry, and the Weekly Standard’s Bill Kristol.
No Joe the Plumber? No. He’s over in Israel covering a war.
Good Lord. What must that have been like? I bet Obama staggered outside afterward and tossed back a few Rolaids, chased with a couple of stiff shots. At least that’s what I would have done.
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I dunno, I’d a done a little gloating if I were Obama! It might be pretty amusing to see these right-wing jerks squirm a little!
To be fair, since we’re all lovey-dovey hugs and kisses milk and cookies these days, I, as B.O., would not have minded breaking bread with Will, Brooks, Noonan and Kudlow. But Krauthammer, Kristol and Gigot, no f’n way. Never would that happen. Those people are orcs; fiends from the blackest hell.