Her Majesty looks a little less than thrilled with Igor’s company in this photo but what is she thinking?
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Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
“He has a turd in every pocket”
He: Think I could get away with a hat like that, granny?
She: Dear God, if he gets even one inch closer…
HERE IS WHAT SHE IS THINKING!!!!! “MY GOD! WHAT A PICE OF SHIT” AN’T AMERICA GOT ANY THING BETTER
“We are not amused.”
“Fetch me another Pimms, Quasimodo.”
Queen Elizabeth II is seen here getting advice from Vice President Dick Cheney on how to usurp more power from the people.
Cheney: Would you call my face ruggedly handsome?
Queen: [Queen bashes him over the head with program]
Cheney: Would you call my body sensuously attractive?
Queen: [Queen hits him with her program]
Cheney: Would you call my next of kin? [Cheney falls off chair]
“Give me one minute with him. and….POW! right in the kisser!”
“15 inches??..Ah, come on 4 inches at the most!”
Yes, I’d do what he asks, but I didn’t pack my dominatrix gear for this trip.Maybe he could visit me at home.
Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney.
(omg Bag-o-Soup, I fell off MY chair! LOL!)
UMM!—LOOKING AT THE PIC! — I WONDER IF HE IS CONTEMPLATING SHOOTING HER IN THE FACE LIKE HE DID THAT HUNTER MAN!!!!!!—-WOULDN’T SURPRISE ME IF HE DID!
She(thinking): You’ one evil son-of-a-beach.
He: Oh, no… another syncopated beat on my heart-monitor…damn !!!
Sounds of wet farts and a smell like feces hits the nose of HRM.
The queen says: “IGOR, you should really look into wearing my brand of adult diapers.
Depends are what i depends on.”
Wanna Walenetto? heh, heh, heh…
(with apologies to Laugh-In)
Heh, heh, heh… Nice wattle, Dicky
She’s thinking: “Where’s a supermagnet when we need one?” as his heart goes a-twitter.
“Even if he might turn into a prince, I’m not kissing that toad”
I don’t know anything, I’m just the Vice-President.
Thought bubble: “Thank God the colonists won”.
“I DON’T BELIEVE A FUCKING WORD YOU’VE SAID, YOU OLD EVIL FART”
our plans are on track
soon we will have all the oil in the access of evil…. evil smile