Her Majesty looks a little less than thrilled with Igor’s company in this photo but what is she thinking?
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The United States and Ukraine no longer seem to be in synch,
After Trump lifted Russia sanctions with a grin and a wink.
Trump coordinated it with Putin,
Who ramped up the drone shooting,
After Trump and Elon Musk throttled Ukraine’s Starlink.
“He has a turd in every pocket”
He: Think I could get away with a hat like that, granny?
She: Dear God, if he gets even one inch closer…
HERE IS WHAT SHE IS THINKING!!!!! “MY GOD! WHAT A PICE OF SHIT” AN’T AMERICA GOT ANY THING BETTER
“We are not amused.”
“Fetch me another Pimms, Quasimodo.”
Queen Elizabeth II is seen here getting advice from Vice President Dick Cheney on how to usurp more power from the people.
Cheney: Would you call my face ruggedly handsome?
Queen: [Queen bashes him over the head with program]
Cheney: Would you call my body sensuously attractive?
Queen: [Queen hits him with her program]
Cheney: Would you call my next of kin? [Cheney falls off chair]
“Give me one minute with him. and….POW! right in the kisser!”
“15 inches??..Ah, come on 4 inches at the most!”
Yes, I’d do what he asks, but I didn’t pack my dominatrix gear for this trip.Maybe he could visit me at home.
Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney.
(omg Bag-o-Soup, I fell off MY chair! LOL!)
UMM!—LOOKING AT THE PIC! — I WONDER IF HE IS CONTEMPLATING SHOOTING HER IN THE FACE LIKE HE DID THAT HUNTER MAN!!!!!!—-WOULDN’T SURPRISE ME IF HE DID!
She(thinking): You’ one evil son-of-a-beach.
He: Oh, no… another syncopated beat on my heart-monitor…damn !!!
Sounds of wet farts and a smell like feces hits the nose of HRM.
The queen says: “IGOR, you should really look into wearing my brand of adult diapers.
Depends are what i depends on.”
Wanna Walenetto? heh, heh, heh…
(with apologies to Laugh-In)
Heh, heh, heh… Nice wattle, Dicky
She’s thinking: “Where’s a supermagnet when we need one?” as his heart goes a-twitter.
“Even if he might turn into a prince, I’m not kissing that toad”
I don’t know anything, I’m just the Vice-President.
Thought bubble: “Thank God the colonists won”.
“I DON’T BELIEVE A FUCKING WORD YOU’VE SAID, YOU OLD EVIL FART”
our plans are on track
soon we will have all the oil in the access of evil…. evil smile