After running for more than a year in which he called himself, “severly conservative,” Mitt Romney is trying to convince you he was severely kidding.
— Pres. Obama, during a campaign speech in Florida.
Connect:
Obama: Is Romney Severely Kidding?
Poetic Justice
In the diplomatic ranks, trained professionals toil,
To keep the peace and tamp down foreign turmoil.
But for Greek ambassador,
Trump picked an artful dodger —
The grifting, drunken blackmailer Kimberly Guilfoyle.
