In the coming debate we expect exclamations,
And excoriations, incantations and lamentations.
But leading up to the debate
We’re tired of the candidates
Incessantly down-managing our high expectations.
Connect:
Smells Like Zingers
Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
