I’m running for re-election. I like this job!
— Florida Governor Rick Scott, asserting that he plans to run for a second term. It’s too bad he’s so bad at it …
Connect:
Scott to Run for Fla. Gov Again
Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
A lot of public sector employees in Florida liked their jobs too but they’re gone now. Let’s hope Scott joins them soon.
Wait? He’s not up until 2014, right? Is he announcing this now so that he can start fundraising?