Made for TV
Some say a prez on late-night TV’s just a fool.
They say all he’s gonna get is some ridicule.
But we say our POTUS
Was born into show biz —
Indeed, Obama’s got a monopoly on cool!
Day: April 25, 2012
Osteen Says Mormonism is “a Little Different”
Mormonism is a little different, but I still see them as brothers in Christ.
Pastor Joel Osteen, declaring Mormonism a Christian sect. Mormonism began in the 1820s as an end-times cult when Joseph Smith claimed to have visions in which an angel led him to gold plates, which were never produced to anyone else, that told a strange history of the Americas, including how Indians were descended from Jews. This is the Book of Mormon. Smith, a polygamist with 34 wives of whom two were age 14, also claimed Jesus would return to earth within 56 years.
Obama and Fallon Slow Jam Student Loans
Pres. Obama “Slow Jams” the student loan news. Republicans want to double the rate for government-backed student loans, adding about $1,000 per year to the cost of financing an undergraduate degree.
Scott to Run for Fla. Gov Again
I’m running for re-election. I like this job!
— Florida Governor Rick Scott, asserting that he plans to run for a second term. It’s too bad he’s so bad at it …
Santorum’s Unenthusiastic Non-Endorsement of Romney
MORGAN: You believe that Mitt Romney’s the right guy?
SANTORUM: I believe he’s the better — obviously I believed I was the better choice. But I’m not in the race anymore.
MORGAN: He has won the race. Is he therefor the right guy?
SANTORUM: Absolutely. He is the person that is going to go up against Barack Obama. It’s pretty clear. We need to win this race.
MORGAN: Unless I’m mishearing things, you just endorsed Mitt Romney.
SANTORUM: If that’s what you want to call it, you can call it whatever you want.
