Donald Trump is looking tired, old and ill, but don’t call the paramedics,
It’s media questions about his health that make the old codger sick.
At the advanced age of 79,
Our president’s on borrowed time,
But he won’t change his diet or exercise because he says he’s got “good genetics.”
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
